Sheela Na Gig: So Very Pleased to Meet You

It is difficult to fathom how I have not been privy to this concept/image/goddess/protector/destroyer/creator prior to this morning.

 I am immersing myself in the imagery.

 I really can't stop staring into the myriad vulvae populating my screen, thanks to GoogleImages.

 There it is, a female figure holding herself open, grinning in the face of anything and everything that may be coming toward her.

 She does not give two tenths of a fuck.

 No, I take that back.
 She knows she's powerful.
She knows her BODY is powerful.
She is the opposite of bodily and/or Womanly shame.

 My god, I don't quite know how to process all of this in a coherent, let alone articulate, way.
I just keep staring.

So much of this imagery hits me right between the ribs.

 It's debilitating to see a concept you've struggled to understand and embrace for a lifetime RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

 I know that, throughout my life, even before I was able to understand the concept of sexual healing, I've felt the urge to use my body and my ability to protect and envelop others, mentally and physically, for good.
For THE good.
For uppercase, all-around, heart-pounding, evil-obliterating Good.

 It's terrifyingly humbling to look at an image and see the visual manifestation of an innate, personal, but heretofore undefined truth.

 Sheela Na Gig - I'm so very pleased to meet you.

Mimosa Foot-bath Decadence for Goddesses (and the footsluts who love Them)

A Blood Orange Mimosa foot treatment, to be received by only the most Opulent and Decadent of Goddesses and to be offered as sacrifice by only the most dedicated and devoted of slaves.

Items needed:
1 Magnum of Champagne (Veuve Clicquot preferred)
6 Blood Oranges
2 Champagne Flutes
2 Footbaths or 2 Large Porcelain Bowls (capable of holding at least 1 Gallon of Liquid, each)
1 Herringbone Weave Turkish Bath Towel
1 Tray of Ice Cubes

 1) Chosen footslut hand squeezes 6 blood oranges. The juice of 3 of the oranges goes into a champagne flute. The juice from the other 3 is set aside in a container from which it can easily be poured, along with the pulp from all 6 oranges. This is to be done before the Mistress arrives to ensure all expediency in providing Her with pleasure.

2) The footslut provides comfortable seating for his Mistress (low couch or well padded leather armchair, preferred), and then adds champagne to the flute containing blood orange juice to create a mimosa for the Mistress.

 3) While Mistress sips her Mimosa, the footslut pours enough champagne into the footbath/appropriately sized porcelain bowl to cover the feet of his Mistress. The juice from the last 3 blood oranges is added to the foot bath.

4) The footslut then massages the champagne and juice into the soles, toes, and arches of the Mistress, paying special attention to the skin between her toes and to the heels of her feet. The citrus will invigorate and stimulate the skin, as will the effervescence of the champagne.

4) When Mistress is satisfied, both with her drink and the massage, the footslut will retrieve the other footbath/porcelain bowl filled with steaming water, and bring ice cubes to temper the water to his Mistress' taste. He will then rinse Her feet and use only the plushest of towels to dry them, after they are thoroughly rinsed.

5) (Optional)  Once Mistress is relaxed, enjoying her drink with dry feet, the footslut may be granted the privilege of pouring the contents of the first footbath into the second champagne flute and enjoying his own mimosa.

 Repeat as desired!